The Many Adventures of Kili, Fili, and Lil' Kili - In Detail, by 'Lil Kili
One day three young dwarves set out to find an adventure. The three brother's names were Kili, Fili, and Lil' Kili. They were full of fun and mischief, their pint sized ponies laden with packs full of food, water, cloths, bedding, and other useful things for their travelings. They came to the Green Dragon Inn by nightfall. Their room was funished in mahogany with carvings and writings all over it. When they had washed up they came down for supper. They only had bread and no meat, which Lil' Kili promptly complained about. "What? No meat? What kind of an inn is this anyway?" Lil' Kili said with a tone of annoyance in his voice. "Calm Down" Fili said (he's the only one who had any sense) "This inn isn't as rich as other inns" Fili explained to his younger brother. "Well still!" Lil' Kili said "They could afford to give us a good meal.", and immediately started to pout. Fili just rolled his eyes and looked over at Kili, who was trying to make a spoon stay on his nose, but ended up poking himself in the eye. "DARN BLASTED SPOON!!!" Kili said crossing his arms over his chest and glaring at the spoon. Fili thought the whole thing was very funny and proceeded to laugh at Kili, until he was choking with laughter. Lil' Kil who saw the whole thing didn't and make a peep (because he was still mad) now joined in on the laughter, with Fili. Kili realized what was so funny and began to laugh too. The next morning they ate breakfast, with no meat, Lil' Kili finished first and went outside before the others. When Kili and Fili came out, Lil' Kili was riding the water wheel, pretending it was a pony. He looked over at them and then lost his balance and fell off the wheel. When he got to the bottom, he yelled at Fili and Kil and said "Look what you made me do!" Looking sullen and angry he jumped on his pony. Fili and Kili jumped on their ponies and they started on their way. Lil' Kili rode right up to Fili's pony, rammed it, and made Fili fall off."What was that for?" Fili asked in bewilderment. Kili got in the game and he and Lil' Kili started ramming each other's ponies. Then they jumped off their ponies and helped Fili up off the ground. Kili said "Do you want to play ramming with us?" Fili looked mad, "No! I do not!" he said angrily. "Bawk bawk bawk bawk!" Lil' Kili chanted, putting his arms under his armpits and flapping around like an upset hen. Fili looked annoyed, Kili looked amused, and Lil' Kili was spuddering and choking trying not to laugh. Finally Fili said "Fine. I'll play." But when Lil' Kili and Kili had their backs turned, Fili pushed them off a muddy slope. They were falling and tumbling down the hill, when Lil' Kili reached out and grabbed Fili, unhorsing him, and sent him rolling down the hill as well.
To be continued -
Lil' Kili
~At your service~
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